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December 11, 2017

The Hero Sandwich eBay Game!

I know we said we wouldn't be back until our SPOILERIFIC Star Wars Ladt Jedi pod in a few weeks, but we missed you and wanted to play a game! What game? Our eBay game. How do we play? Marty takes two nerdy collectible items and Dave has to guess which sold for more. Its that easy. Play at home with us and see how you do. Are you a better toy nerd than the Hero Sandwich crew? Listen now and find out! Tons of laughs in this little impromptu mini-sode. 

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The boys return on a Cyber Monday to discuss everything from Fart Blasters to Oozinators, and find time to have a really great discussion on last minute theories regarding Star Wars The Last Jedi. If that wasn't enough, they do a bit where each person must pick a person from Pop Culture who technically has a super power (but has never used it to fight evil), and have them fight The Legion of Doom. Its 100% as ridiculous as you might think. All that and an all new Nerd Rage! Over 50 minutes of stupidity!! Listen Now!!!

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The boys didn't want tou guys to go hungry for content this Thanksgiving break, so they scrounged around in the Hero Sando vault and found two different "lost files" of Episode 36. Originally intended to drop a few weeks before Halloween years ago, Episode 36 was never aired because of tecvhnical issues (but we think we got that all sorted out)

Discussed: Vintage comic book ads, writing Marvel, why the Walking Dead stinks, literally, and Dave and Marty's creepiest rock album covers. All that and THREE NEW NERD RAGES. You heard that right. Listen now!

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We've come a long way baby, and at times it felt like we'd never get here, but alas, here we are at our 50TH EPISODE!! We couldn't think of a better way to celebrate than to talk about old cartoons and Joanie Loves Chachi... PLUS DO AN ENTIRE SHOW OF NERD RAGE!! So much nerdy stupid anger, so little point.

Big thanks to all those who have stuck with us, you're literally the only reason we do this. :)

Join us in our celebration- Listen NOW!

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Talk about a lot for money (wait, you paid nothing), Episode 49 is chock full of nonsense, literally, one subject after another in the first HERO SANDWICH MIXTAPE... a veritable Whitman's Sampler of stupidity. On the mistape you'll hear Dave and Marty discuss stuff like Star Wars Last Jedi, Michael Jackson, Journey, E.T., Mad Magazine, Playboy collectors, framed worthless collectibles, dumpster diving videos on You Tube, Marty's dad's stance on peeeing sitting down, and SOOO much more. 

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Dave and Marty love Halloween, and they didn't want to let the 2017 season passwithout putting something out, so they decided to throw together a special slightly fun sized 38 minute Rushmore ranking the worst Halloween candy to get in your little plastic pumpkin! Ultimately what you get is two grown men arguing about utter nonsense... so pretty much a typical episode. Really fun to record, we think you'll like it. Happy Halloween everybody!!!

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Dave and Marty come back from the dead in a new little edit, direct to you episode... this week we talk about the "Classic consoles": Nintendo NES, SNES, the Ataribox and more. Are they worth the money, and even more importantly- the trouble? We also have a great discussion on Star Wars and the possibility of Star Wars fatigue. Is that a real possibility? All that and all new Nerd Rages. You'll be glad you tuned back in!! 

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Have you seen Rogue One yet? Of course you have, so Dave & Marty decided it was enough time to put out their take on Star Wars latest installment. Almost AN HOUR of just nerdy awesome Star Wars talk from two people who definitely view the franchise a bit differently. The boys break down what worked and didn't for them in great geeky detail. Did they both like it? You'll find out... but first Dave and Marty discuss the dangers of buying stuff off eBay or Facebook, which prompts Marty to bring up an odd hairy item he saw recently for sale online. That, and a topical Threes Company discussion broken down in typical Hero Sando form. PLUS an all new Nerd Rage!! The Force is with this one!

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Happy Holidays to all the Hero Heads out there. To celebrate Dave and Marty got together in the same room (for the first time) and decided to channel their inner Scrooge to rank the TOP FIVE WORST CHRISTMAS SONGS. After that they decide to do a CHRISTMAS themed Mount Rushmore, where they rank things like FAVORITE TOYS, BIGGEST TOY DISAPPOINTMENTS, TOYS YOU WERE ASHAMED TO ASK FOR, AND MOST SOUGHT AFTER TOYS. Of course in all this they are able to fit in asscheek wedgies, Doberman ears, rogue soccer teams kicking packages and other nonsense. All that, plus Goldbergs, Batman V. Superman talk and an all new Nerd Rage. AN HOUR AND A HALF LONG!! Thanks for a great 2016 guys! Happy Holidays to you and your families!! 

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Dave and Marty (and Dave's daughter Molly) have returned, and no six months haven't passed. In this episode we hammer out our obligatory Guns N Roses talk, discuss Garage Sale etiquette and toy prices, then go into our main topic- The Holiday Movie Preview... well, sort of. In typical Hero Sando style the boys spend more time waxing on about Who's the Boss and Empire Strikes Back than this holidays upcoming films: Assassin's Creed, Disney's Moena, and Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. The pod ends in a historic Nerd Rage, you won't want to miss it. 

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Dave and Marty are back, and this time things are different. Unedited, raw and uncut... in an effort to get out more pods the boys decided to just push the record button and chat, and did they ever: What have they been up to, Nintendo Classic and the Nintendo Switch, thought on Dr Strange, and a lengthy discussion of the upcoming Star Wars Stand Alone films like Han Solo, Boba Fett, Obi Wan and more. Plus Marty tries out a new Ebay game with Dave. All that and a new Nerd Rage!! Give a listen!!!

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Dave and Marty are back from...ummm... vacation? Well, Dave explains where they were, and it partially involves interviewing for Cobra Commander. As you would expect, the boys have a lot to catch up on, and the topics range from gorillas, Comic cons, Stan Lee, Kevin Smith (and Dave's run in with Ming), William Shatner's odd panel at Wizard World, the Ghostbusters reboot, Guns N Roses, Ant Man, Civil War , and SO MUCH MORE. Then, after a much needed NERD RAGE, the race is on: 

The first ever Hero Sandwich Cannonball Run. Each person gets to pick 5 pop culture cars and separate drivers to drive across country Reynolds style. Who will win? Almost an hout and 15 minutes of the best nerdy stoopidity you've been missing. LISTEN NOW
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Have you seen The Force Awakens!? Of course you have. Are you dying to listen to a couple nerds discuss it in all its spoilerific glory? Then this pod's for you. Dave and Marty are back, and ready to dissect the latest Star Wars offering, but only after they discuss the Guns N Roses reunion, Tea bagging in video games, Star Wars collecting, and of course Marty's Dad's hatred of farts is revisited, but this time it's straight from Marty's dad himself. All of this is foreplay for an epic Star Wars discussion where Marty reveals his theory about who Rey is and most importantly, who dropped her off on Jakku. Many theories are coming out, but we at Hero Sandwich are confident we figured it out first, All that and a new New Rage. Listen now!!! WARNING HEAVY SPOILERS. 

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Despite the title, our 40th anniversary episode is so much more than just Nerd Rages (although it is the entire second half). The first part of this extra long pod is full of tons of stuff, including daylight savings time, Back To The Future Daywhat collectible Hulk comics to look for at your flea market, Scrooge McDuck and most importantly, a wickedly cool in-depth discussion of Star Wars: The Force Awakens (based on the newest trailer). Make no mistake, this is a GREAT episode, but our anniversary shows always are. TONS of content, nearly a 1 1/2 hours, make sure you listen!!

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How do I describe an episode that covers what Dave and Marty have been doing all summer AND includes a new Nerd Rage and Nerd Totem Pole? I don't, it's too much. This is a crazy episode which may or may not discuss: Fat Albert's reaction to Cosby,Bat dance and other odd movie soundtracks, the bizarre Dudley/Bike repairman episode of Diff'Rent StrokesGTA Back to the Future mod, and a Nerd Point/Counter Point that devolves into utter nonsense. Plus so much more! You've waited this long, why not listen? It's almost an hour and a half of new Hero Sandwich goodness!!

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The boys are back from a long hiatus and ready to talk, and talk they do. First find out what Dave and Marty have been doing, then dive into almost an hour and a half of new content including a Sh*# You Need to Know news segment discussing the new Ghostbusters films, Disney's acquisition of Spider-man, Dark Horse picks of the summer (including Mad Max Fury Road and Maggie), and a TV review of Star Wars Rebels and The Goldbergs. Second half is a crazy stupid Rushmore on the Smurfs, Transformers and He-Man! Things get real dumb really quick. All that and an all new angry,angry Nerd Rage. A huge Hero Sandwich is hot and ready, order up!

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Dave and Marty start Episode 37 talking about "the future," or as we like to call it: 2015. Back to the Future 2 & 3 are discussed as well as other movies set "in the future." After that they play a quick Batman game and talk about Marty's recent trip to GoodWill. As for the second half? So you think sports and nerds don't mix? Well, you're kinda right, but that doesn't stop the fellas from doing the first ever Superhero Fantasy Football Draft: Superbowl Edition. Dave and Marty take turns drafting their football team (QB, RB, WR, K, D), but instead of NFL players, they have the comic book and pop culture world to choose from. Things get really stupid, really quick. With Superman and Thor coaching, who will win, Marty or Dave? Tune in, it probably doesn't end like you think. 

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The boys are back from Holiday and it appears their stupidity had accumulated throughout December. The first half of the show is explaining where exactly they've been, this immediately erodes into a discussion of a JLA "office" Christmas party would be like. Toy Story "The Land That Time Forgot" is discussed, but hijacked by insults from Dave's sister who obviously has a problem with kind hearted family fun. After an awesome Nerd Rage (where Dave may or may not sing), the bulk of the episode begins: The Nerd Totem Scrotum Pole. Dave & Marty take ten well known types of nerds and rank them (totem pole style) in terms of least to most nerdy. This is classic Hero Sandwich, back and at forty-nine minutes, longer than ever!

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Marty's back from Disney world, and ready to share some embarrassing stories, but not before the boys talk about Thanksgiving and eating lunch in High School. After that they discuss the potential disaster Terminator Genisys. Finally, its a new "Where Do They Go Now?: Toy Story edition. What does Hero Sandwich think of Pixar's announcement there will be a Toy Story 4, and do they think they could do better? All that a a spanking new Nerd Rage!! Dig in!

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If you think this episode sounds chock full of goodness, it is. Here's the low down: Remembering vintage comic ads, a dude from the UK puts his Star Wars send away in a CT scanner, Foo Fighters HBO documentary Sonic Highways, including a talk on episode two's "go go" music review. Finally Dave & Marty review Marvel's huge announcement about their future films till 2019. After an all new NERD RAGE the boys have a great discussion of Disney, the films, the parks, and its new acquisitions (Star Wars, Marvel, the Muppets). Dave and Marty end the show with their ideas for new Star Wars and Marvel attractions at Disney World. We will take a few weeks off while Marty visits the mouse, but this is an extra long episode so listen a few times and let this one really sink in. 

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